Submission Policy

All submissions become property of AGB International (henceforth referred to as "The Company") and may be published at any time in any manner The Company deems fit. Any time your fact is published, you will be credited using the alias you provide on the submission form.

The Company (henceforth referred to as "Your Comedic Better") reserves the right to slightly alter your fact for grammar, spelling, or punctuation. Also, your fact may be made funnier without notifying you, because Your Comedic Better has standards to maintain. If you have any questions, please contact Your Comedic Better recklessly.

Lastly, and I really shouldn't have to mention this but I do, don't submit something that you didn't write or something that isn't funny. If your fact is supposed to be true, or if it's something somebody else already said, it will be deleted and I'll be agitated.