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09.05.10The Coalition for Family Values has organized a boycot against Skittles for condoning homosexual behavior with the slogan "Taste The Rainbow."
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09.04.10The D.C. in Washington D.C. stands for "da capital."
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09.03.10The best defense is good cheating.
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09.02.10Since 1996, over 300 Christmas carolers have been killed or critically wounded by a small, militant group trying to put the "silent" back in "Silent Night."
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09.01.10Electron microscopes have shown that as cancer cells kill healthy cells, they do a small victory dance and look all smug.
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08.31.10For a condom, the Jolly Green Giant puts on the Michelin man.
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08.30.1070% of all knives brought to gun fights feel left out.
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08.29.10Reaching a new low point, John Kerry recently lost a bid for assistant manager at Home Depot when a monkey with down syndrome applied at the last second.
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08.28.10It's so funny that President McCain died in office. ... Too soon?
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08.27.10Although morally reprehensible for their poverty, homeless people are well liked by God for their admirable recycling habits.
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08.26.10Couples must remain broken up for seven years before their common-law divorce is finalized.
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08.25.10Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much because each individual sperm feels the pain. It's why terrorists attack New York, not Rome Station, OR.
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08.24.10Whenever a traffic cone is put on the ground, the earth feels like it's wearing a little hat.
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08.23.10Even though 68% of people surveyed believe picking your nose is gross, 89% think it's way more fun than pooping.
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08.22.10Jon Benet's mom produced a tape where the child insisted she had decided to be a model of her own volition. For a 15-day-old, she enunciated remarkably well.
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