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| 02.06.12 | In a move competitors call "sore winnership" Southwest Airlines adopted the slogan "We're not bankrupt." | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 02.05.12 | Tara Lipinski will be writing, directing, and starring in a one man performance of Dante's Inferno...on Ice!. The star skater admitted, "I have two passions: figure skating and Hell." | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 02.04.12 | 87% of Christians who see the ampersand mistake it for a deformed Jesus fish. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 02.03.12 | Louis Braille was much less famous for his invention of the lumpy tattoo, which provided an important way for teenagers to rebel against their blind parents. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 02.02.12 | Eyeglass designers worldwide are being condemned by evolutionary biologists for "attempting to make genetic weakness sexy." | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 02.01.12 | Video games don't make you more violent, but they do make you miss "Kombat" on a spelling test. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.31.12 | The Taliban garnered international praise last week when it buried land mines all over the set of The Apprentice. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.30.12 | This year's most promising World's Strongest Man contender was disqualified when a video leaked to YouTube of him failing to open a jar of sauerkraut for his girlfriend. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.29.12 | Although God probably did rest on Sunday, there is dispute among Biblical scholars whether he observed casual Friday or not. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.28.12 | One of Santa's elves sold a copy of the naughty/nice list to the New York Times for one million dollars. Mr. Clause didn't comment, but he did menacingly crack his knuckles against his jaw. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.27.12 | After being repeatedly sued, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has stopped bundling Windows Media Player 9 with all the food and medicine they send to Africa. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.26.12 | The actor who played Balki on Perfect Strangers is suing Borat for identity theft. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.25.12 | In a press release put out last week by Jesus, heaven is no longer accepting people who have metal fish on their cars. From now on, you actually have to live a good life. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.24.12 | EA Games is working on a game based on the Guantanamo Bay prison called "Cool and Unusual Punishment." | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.23.12 | 6 out of 7 continents voted to reform Pangea sans Antarctica. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.22.12 | 12 US presidents have given speeches that include the word 'penetration'. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.21.12 | 99 is a sexual position similar to 69, only one of the participants has a poor sense of direction. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.20.12 | Musical Chairs is an effective way to teach evolution without offending theists. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.19.12 | In order to deal with the douchebags of the world, temperance enthusiasts now have to say "Moderation in all things, except moderation and the application of this saying." | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.18.12 | There has never been an animal more perfectly suited to group hugs than the octopus. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.17.12 | When you invite people to your wedding, you're just asking them if they like free food enough to have to go shopping in Bed Bath and Beyond. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.16.12 | Guns are sick of people getting all the credit for killing people. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.15.12 | A typical penguin's day consists of two hours of eating, two hours of swimming and 20 hours wondering what they did to deserve being stuck in Antarctica without the ability to fly. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.14.12 | New scientific evidence shows a suspiciously high correlation between causes and effects. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.13.12 | Despite being telepathically connected, identical twins are actually terrible at charades because they always think they're looking in a mirror and get confused. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.12.12 | Chiropractophobia is the fear of being taken advantage of by a massage therapist douche-bag with a fake medical degree. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.11.12 | Smoking is sex-appeal suicide. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.10.12 | There are three elements waiting to be included on the Periodic Table, but scientists can't think of any more words that end in -ium. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.09.12 | Terrorists have already kidnapped Hillary Clinton five separate times this year and are becoming frustrated that no one notices. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
| 01.08.12 | For the current hunting season, the government gave out more schoolchildren tags than they have since the 1990s. | 0% | 0% | 0 | Go » |
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